Thursday, June 14, 2007

Asymmetrical Shrinking

Okay, so this one is starting to freak me out.

I haven't really noticed much of a change in my body, despite the fact that I've lost more than 14 lbs. My clothes don't fit any better, and even my underwear isn't showing any signs of loosening.

Well this morning, I was looking in the mirror, and I noticed something...


There's no good way to put this delicately, so I'm going to just spit it out.

But it's really freaking me out...

My left boob is noticeably smaller than my right boob!

So then I started looking a little more closely, and realized that the right side of my stomach is fatter than my left. Panicking, I looked a little closer and realized that my right thigh is fatter than my left.

I didn't use to be so lopsided!

Now, instead of having the nightmare that I'll lose weight everywhere except on my butt, now I can have nightmares about my left side shrinking away to nothing while my right side remains as obese as ever.

I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown today. Anybody care to join me?

1 comment:

Lady T said...


well, i doubt its any consolation but one of my breasts is a little smaller than the other one naturally. its always been that way...noticed it when i was about 15.

lets hope that this is just the strange way your body is losing inches...and that this is not gonna be a trend. you'll probably even out as time moves forward.....

on the bright side: at least you're noticing a change

(comments are acting funky this morning...wonder whats up with that? hmmmm)