Monday, August 27, 2007

The Insanity of It All

On Friday, my weight was up a tiny bit. Truthfully, I expected it to be up because I ate a huge amount of Thai food on Thursday.

I didn't make the best food choices over the weekend, but in retrospect they really weren't all that bad. My weight continued to climb over the weekend, and by Sunday afternoon, I was starting to freak out a little.

For dinner on Sunday, I had a small serving of whole wheat spaghetti with tomato sauce, and almost no Parmesan cheese, along with some asparagus. I didn't put any butter or mayo on the asparagus, and it was about the most boring stuff I'd ever had.

After dinner, I started getting these really painful and strange stomach cramps. I ran to the bathroom. To be quite graphic and blunt, I sat down and gave birth to an ocean liner.

This morning, my weight was down 4.2 lbs from Friday.

A four-pound turd. Who'd have thought?


Claudia said...

You're hilarious!

Keep hanging in there!

Shannon said...

HA! Too funny :-) Sounds like that whole wheat pasta and asparagus did a number on your "plumbing" :-)

FatBlokeThin said...

From someone who has launched a few 'cross channel ferries' in his time, I am in awe of anyone who can launch an ocean liner! R E S P E C T!