I Don't Like Watching Other People Eat

1. I'm a member of a club.  
2. Tonight, the club meets for hamburgers.
3. Hamburgers are not on my menu at the moment.
4. I should go to the meeting.
5. I don't want to watch other people eating and enjoying their burgers, when all I had was a shake for my supper.
6. I feel completely anti-social at the moment.